Recent Story: Snake Lady Tries to Eat Bird, Pt Three

This is the continued story of “Recent Story: Snake Lady Tries to Eat Bird Pt, One” and Pt Two. Click Here to see Pt One. Click Here to see Pt Two.

Now, policemen are searching for clues of the imposter police. They have been searching for weeks now and found nothing. Then, one day, while the policemen are on lunch break, they see a criminal robbing a bank! They run to the scene, armed and ready. They grab the criminal by the back and say; “Hello, have you seen some policemen running around town, besides us, one has sort of a short beard an—“ The policeman stopped, they saw them, running, right there! They jumped into their car and started the chase. The policemen were about to grab the criminals, but then the criminals crawled into the sewers, where the car could not go. One of the criminals, while closing the manhole, said; “See ya in sewa’ land!”, chuckling.

Soon after, the police sent  a team of experts to catch the criminals. They wore protective gloves and suits to keep out  the sludge and waste in the sewer. The team of experts started their journey into the disgusting sewers. They opened up the manhole that the criminals had went down and started climbing down the ladder. Once they got down, they tried to stay out of the sludge, but it was covering the whole place. Although they were not exactly allowed by the police because “It was too dangerous”, cameramen and reporters went down to see the place themselves. Then, the police suddenly heard yelling and laughter. It was the criminals, having a birthday party. But for who?

The experts watched them (the criminals) from around a corner, wondering what they were doing and who was the “Birthday person”. The experts were only experts at exploring sewers and knowing which way is safe to go through the tunnels of the sewer, so they could not confront the criminals and arrest them. rather, they drew a map on which way to go to get to the hideout of the criminals and gave it to the police once the experts got back up from the sewers. The police got on their gear, weapons, flashlights, special suits and masks, then went on their way to the dirty, dark, and stinky abyss of the world: The sewers. They followed the map, every step of the way, all looking into the paper which would lead them. Then, from up above, some sewer sludge fell on top of a policeman’s hat. They looked up, and saw a criminal climbing on the ceiling! The sewer sludge that fell must have fell off the criminals boot. The policeman shone his flashlight up. It was an ambush! The criminals jumped down with a piercing battle cry screech. Some came down on ropes, some jumped into the sewer “river” then came out, covered in disgusting sludge. They started biting the police with their dirty, neglected teeth. The police decided they were too strong, even though the police had guns, the criminals teeth pierced and hurt the police too much.

The police managed to handcuff one of the criminals, but were driven out by the bites of the other criminals. The police ran out of the sewer system and reported back to base with the captured criminal. The criminal that was captured will be interrogated, then thrown into jail. The court has already been held, the police can do whatever they want with the captured criminal. The major interrogation has not been held yet, but the police managed to get this out of the criminal: He is a male. He likes ice cream. His name is – according to him –  Bartholomew Baker. He is also a gem trader and has gotten very rich with his working.

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Recent Story: Snake Lady Tries to Eat Bird, Pt Two

This is the continued story of “Recent Story: Snake Lady Tries to Eat Bird Part One”. If you have not read part one of this story, click here to do so now.

Now that Jack Wilson, the poor man in part one of this story, is arrested, there have been angry mobs lurking around the city, waiting to jump out on the unjust policemen who put Jack in prison. The city has gone crazy, and now no one can trust each other. People are in rage for the arrest of Jack, family or not, and are constantly accusing each other of being undercover policeman. Now, nobody can just go to the market without them being jumped on or their car being assaulted by random people. If someone decides to go on a short walk, they will be jumped on and attacked with sticks. Some policeman (not the ones that arrested Jack) are going out into town to stop these terrible attacks. One sees somebody attacking another civilian and rushes to the scene. The policeman tries to pull apart the fight, but cannot do it alone. He calls for backup. More police soon come and try to pull the people apart but are bitten by the crazy man. This person seemed to not have a stick, but instead used his teeth to attack others. Chaos fills the city.

Then suddenly, out of nowhere, the snake lady reappears again. Herds of angry mobs rush there, stampeding over the police, before the police can process what’s going on. They all start biting the snake lady and once it is hurt, some police run out of nowhere and pull apart the angry mob. The mob recognizes these police. These are the ones who arrested Jack! They start fighting back in a rage. The police that arrested jack then pay each person in the mob $200! Where do they get all this money? But, the mobsters do not accept and one says; “In change er its nothin’ to us. And make sure them are shiny change too!” The evil police then take out their wallets and spill out mounds of change onto the street! Where do they get it all? The mobsters then take straws and suck up the change into their mouths. One of them announces; “Mmmm. That’s some good, shiny moneys”. The police report back to base and discuss the case with their boss. One of them, probably the boss, says; “Find those “Policemen”, and bring em’ to me…”

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Breaking News: New Criminal On the Loose, Pt Two

This is part two of the story “Breaking News: New Criminal On the Loose, Pt One. If you haven’t read Pt One, click here to do so now.

After proving that James was a criminal, Jack Michaelson, the undercover agent, came with a warrant to James’ house and arrested him immediately. Of course, there was no court case, because Jack was so trusted, and also because anybody could see James is a terrible criminal. The court to get a warrant, held by Jack, had a very trustworthy judge. You can obviously see that the judge is very smart, because he approved of Jack going into James house and arresting him. But wouldn’t anyone approve of the arrest? Shockingly, no. There was actually a mob of people, including James’ wife, trying to prove the criminal innocent. They were soon stopped and all arrested, by Jack and his team of police. The police had long since gone and rescued the puppies from the torture rack that James hung them on. The puppies were never seen on the rack, because when the police arrived to help them, they were already free, with a mother dog. The gallant mother dog must have heard her puppies cries and helped them. Eight puppies in all, still healthy and clean, were with their mother, sleeping tightly.  Since none of the puppies were seen on the rack, or seen being put on the rack, we had a policeman draw a picture of what it might have looked like. Here it is.


Here you can see the puppies, terrified, in the picture Michael Quick, a policeman, drew to show what it might have looked like when the puppies were hanging on a clothes rack as torture by James Fredrickson.

Soon, the puppies got a new owner. Mikey Michaelson, a trustworthy five-year-old boy, son of the policeman Jack Michaelson. The puppies are three girls and five boy pups, named Pupsi, Tu Tu, Flimsy, Giant, Clumso, Picky, Nu Nu, and See. The mother of the eight puppies was named Attack Dog, for her protective and alert behavior for her puppies. After all, the puppies found a nice home and stayed with their mother.

Recent Story: Snake Lady Tries to Eat Bird, Pt One

This may be surprising to you that we have an article about birds on Pupso and Pupsi, but reporters had to write something about this terrifying story, because these policeman are insane!

Recently, reporters have been looking everywhere to get an exciting story for Pupso and Pupsi, but sadly, we couldn’t find anything about dogs. Just when the reporters gave up, they heard a bird squawking like crazy. But the real thing that was crazy was the person with the bird. The reporters immediately got onto the scene. They watched someone through the window. But this wasn’t someone. When they saw the person turn around, they saw the eyes of a snake! The reporters were shocked. They started recording it live to television. Some others took pictures. They didn’t know who that was or what was going on, but this was just  the exciting story they needed. Soon, crowds gathered, all they saw was the “snake lady” pre-heating her oven in her normal looking home. The crowd started to leave. Then, soon after, she brought the same bird that the reporters heard squawking. It was a cockatiel bird, trapped in a cage. She then opened the small cage door, pulled the bird out in her claws, and stuffed the bird in the oven! Lucky for the bird, it was still pre-heating. (Snakes can’t see well, they mostly feel vibrations. Since the “snake lady” could only feel vibrations, she had no sense of time, and therefore didn’t know if the oven was still pre-heating or not.) The bird flew around the oven, hitting the sides, falling down, then flying around the small oven again. It had no escape. Someone in the crowd stopped to think and called the police. The police arrived immediately and told the crowd; “We can’t help the bird. Unless it’s an emergency, we can’t break into the house, snake lady or not.” The police surely did not understand. The crowd stood silent. Many were bird lovers. Even the ones who were not were terrified for the poor and defenseless bird, in the oven. Then, one among the crowd, suddenly yelled out; “We are going to help this bird! That snake thing is clearly not a citizen! We are going to get into that house and SAVE THAT BIRD!” The crowd cheered. The man broke into the house, ran to the snake lady’s kitchen, and opened the oven. The bird flew out as quick as he was freed. The snake lady then grabbed the man and bit him on the thumb. The crowd was silent. The person, hardly able to move, grabbed the window, opened it, and the bird flew straight out. The police arrived. They came into the kitchen and the officer said; “Arrest it at once. It makes me sick…” The people cheered, until they saw that the police grabbed the man who saved the bird, rather than the snake! The crowd was once again, silent. Then, an old woman yelled out; “I’m the king o’ Switzerland!” The police ignored her and went on, arresting the poor man. Literally poor, for when they checked the man’s records, the paper was crossed out and written huge on it “Poor”. How will this innocent man be freed from his prison cell? Are these policemen real ones?

Here is a picture of the evil snake lady, hissing at the crowd:


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Breaking News: New Criminal On the Loose, Pt One

Now that the old criminal, Barbara Simpson, has been caught, a new criminal is on the loose…

It starts when a seemingly normal businessman is walking to his car after a long day of work. He gets to his car and suddenly hears an ear piercing yelp. He waited a few more minutes and heard nothing more. He continued his way home and heard another yelping sound, which seemed to  be coming from a yellow-tan house he always passed by on the way home from work. He came home late, and a guest was there for dinner at his house. His wife told him that this guest was a policeman off-duty and needed somewhere to eat dinner. Really, this was one of the many undercover agents going from house-to-house learning about the people. Another policeman heard the yelping sounds and sent some undercover agents to investigate. The “guest” asked the family if they heard some yelping sounds, but they all said they didn’t hear anything. Then the “businessman” spoke up. He said; “Yes, sir. I did hear some peculiar sounds coming from that house over there. About two houses down, the tan and yellow one.” The policeman replied; “Really? I’ll investigate then. Thanks for telling me…” The family said thier goodbyes to the policeman, probably relieved he had gone. Relieved? Why? Only because these were the actual criminals themselves. James Fredrickson, the “businessman”, immediately ran out to his hideaway, the yellow-tan house. He then took some puppies he had trapped, with no food, no water, and no escape, out of their cramped cage stuffed with little puppies. He then took the puppies, tied rags around them like clothes, and hung them on a clothes rack outside. Puppy torture. None of us saw this terrible crime, but when the police undercover agent, Jack Michaelson, was leaving the house of the criminal, he looked through the front window of the house, and saw that, just when Jack left, James walked to another room of the house. Jack was in the house before dinner, looking around, and said he recalled there being a room with a large four-foot tall safe in it. This must have been where the criminal was going. The safe was probably a secret door to unlock a manual elevator room, which, when you go down the elevator, goes down to secret tunnels James dug, then into the house he keeps his puppies he probably kidnapped, and is now torturing for no apparent reason. None of these tunnels were actually found, we just know there are some. This is even more of a reason to be against the criminal, because he must have hid them very well. And only the worst criminals have such good skill.

This story will be continued, once Jack Michaelson gets a warrant to break into the criminal’s house and arrest him. Check back in for part two, Breaking News: New Criminal On the Loose, Pt Two.

Breaking News: Crazy Lady Strikes Again

This is the continued story of  Abby Anderson and her dog. If you have not read the first part of this story, click this link to do so now.

Since our last news about the brave dog and girl…

the crazy poison lady, also known as Barbara Simpson, now a criminal and dog kidnapper, has escaped from a sentence to twenty years in jail, shortening her sentence to a mere five years. She currently is in the south area, probably stocking up on her poison called “Claritin” to power her up more with crazy energy. If you live around the Calousfornia area, please be very cautious outside the house. Abby Anderson, now a ninth grader, says; “When I heard she was out (of jail) I knew the police needed back-up. This person is crazy, and if she’s out, I’m gonna get her.” The courageous girl volunteered to help the police track down the crazy criminal. News came about the city from other reporters that “She’s out and crazier than ever.” During the escape, guard Thompson, an elite police officer, says; “She ran past me like a bolt of lightnin’. It was worse than ever before. Twenty men scraped… another twenty… bruised.”   The police immediately set off, while two stayed and listened to a conversation of  Barbara and her cell mate, Becky Thompson, related to Officer Thompson, but went rogue and crazy. The recorder started playback. Becky: C’mon, we can get outta here together, it’ll be as easy as popcorny underwear! Barbara: What? What are you talking about? I have another court case tomorrow and I’ve got a good lawyer. I can get out once they prove it was all a mistake. Becky: Oh, no. Those dohickey lawyers do you a no good! They just cry about sayin’ “Oh my oh my! I’m so rich from bein’ me!”. You’ll never get any proof outta em’.” Barbara: But I got someone good to do it for me, he doesn’t even cost a dime. He’s my brother. Don’t you trust yours? Becky: Oh! Them brothers! Oh! My brother was the one who got me here in the first place! Barbara: Then maybe you deserve it. Becky: Deserve it? I’m innocent! Maybe you are evil too like em’ brothers! (attacking Barbara) I’m gonna get ya! Barbara: No, please! Becky: Fine! If you make me a deal. Iv’e been waitin’ my whole life fer this. Now you have slim hands, grab that key through them bars and unlock the cell. Then you gotta run down the hallway quick as a flash, and create a distraction. Then you go attack the guards and while I run away, you attack em’ more! Then we are both out! And you’d better stay out of jail! Don’t let them police catch ya or I will! And I’ll get ya! Barbara: No! I won’t do it! Becky: You’d better! And if ya don’t, I’ll turn ya inta pocket lint! Hee! Ha! Obviously, they were both speaking in code, pretending to threaten one another, but really planning their escape. That’s why we stopped Becky from getting out, but the crazy Barbara escaped, and is now loose.

Police and Abby are taking all their time to help and find the dangerous criminal, before she goes back to her terrible ways. Soon, the brave girl Abby found a slide of DNA from the crazy criminal Barbara.  She was on her track. The criminal was soon found and caught in an apartment living with a woman named Jacky, probably another criminal. Jacky must have also been crazy, because she came out and surrendered herself to the police. Jacky says; “I didn’t know what to do, I just wanted to help the old woman! She came to my apartment  and asked for food and water. I took it to myself to take care of her. It just made me so upset that the police were handling the woman so rough!” Obviously, Jacky is a helper of the group of women, Becky, Barbara, and her. She must have been speaking in code to her minion. Abby quickly took a plane to her house, took her mom’s gasoline stash and again lit the living space of the criminal on fire. Except this time, hundreds of people were also living in the place. And this time, it was an apartment, and they were all elderly people. The police took no care, because obviously, they were criminals and the apartment home was a secret hide-out for them. “You could hear the obviously fake cries of the elderly people, pretending to be innocent just to be rescued. Unfortunately, all of them managed to escape the blazing building, and all survived.” Says Abby, the ninth grade hero. When the police found the elderly criminals had escaped the now smoldering building, they tracked them all down and arrested them immediately, with no court. They already had sure proof they were criminals. Jacky Johnson, the owner of the apartment, yelled; “Oh no! The dogs!” as she was being arrested. Soon, the police found many dogs, of one named Roberto, with no hair and brown bumps covering the body. Here is a photograph of Barbara holding the clearly sick dog.

Jacky also yelled; “But my dog! My dog is trapped! My world’s ugliest dog contest! Ruined!” She was clearly testing chemicals on poor dogs during the night while Barbara drank poison. She must have made this poor dog into a hideous beast to go to her “World’s Ugliest Dog Contest” Which was code for her boss’s lab, where her boss would pick from all the undercover agents, which dog was ugliest, so they could send it to the planet mars with a special suit to breathe, then tell the goverment about alien sightings, to start an alien epidemic, so everyone would be too distracted, and would not see while they criminal team helps Becky escape from prison.

But this was all stopped by the help of Abby, and her trusty dog “Tan-ish White-ish man”.

Recently, reporters have stopped by Abby’s house and admired her dog at his full grown stage, while taking some photos.