We (Pupso and Pupsi) decided to return home. You may ask why then turn into a large carnivorous primate such as a chimpanzee. Then you may eat your sock and cry. Then yell out “Boo boo bonobos!” and scream. We decided to return home because the stranger that took us to the rain forest smelled terrible. So we got onto the plane, but crashed because we have no opposable thumbs and landed in the middle of the ocean and are now sitting in a pile of rubble floating of the shore of an abandoned desert island. But we are going to use our power computer to shoot a powers stream back home and walk on it all the way back.
2 hours later
We used our power computer and are now on the way back home. But the power computer uses the same earth that is on the nearest land and now we have to walk across a desert bridge. We are running low on water and we decided to drink some sea water.
5 minutes later
Pupsi: Pupso drank sea water and went crazy. I told him not to because we already have 500 gallons of drinking water. He jumped into the sea and started drinking. I used my survival rope to pull him up. Then I tried to give him some good water but he was too full of sea water. He also broke he survival rope while I tried to pull him up. It’s supposed to carry 456 pounds. He must have been full of sea water or really had to use the bathroom. Actually, they are almost the same thing. Anyway, It’s been about 4 hours. We must be a long way from home.
Come back later for more of our Quest Back Home!
Pupsi and I are leaving for a while, and we are going to take a break on our site. We are
gonna go around picking people’s nos going to a secret location hidden in a rainforest with lots of birds to chase and all.
Reader of Pupso and Pupsi: “Me thinks that since ye bein’ anthropomorphic ye should not be chasin’ all ’em birds and squirrels and whatnot! Ye should be disgraced to have all them human characteristics and use ’em for animal like purposes! You’ve been somehow come to be’s an anthropomorphic animal and ye be disgracin’ the good name o’ bein’ anthropomorphic as an anthropomorphic animal!” Now this reader has taken up a lot of space from this article, let’s get to the real thing after we argue with this weird talking guy by telling him this message: LISTEN JOHN WHATEVER! WE HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU! YOU ARE A RACIST, BOO, BOO! THANK YOU. Okay now to the REAL point of the article.
Okay so anyway, we are going to an island, Pupsi has grown up so fast, she is already 15 (in dog years) and she has already started training. Ahh. I remember training as a puppy. So anyway. Pupso and Pupsi is leaving soon and goodbye, also I’d like to tell you that Pupsi will start writing more on Pupso and Pupsi because she is older now and we will (after our trip) write about our journeys in the rainforest which I don’t know the name of. Some guy just walked over and said, “Hey wanna go to the rainforest?’ And we agreed. He said it would be free. So we are going on some used helicopter to some strange rainforest with some stranger. So I’m in a rush now to get onto the helicopter, Goodbye , Pupso and Pupsi readers! Farewell!